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Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna
Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!"
Sardar : goes to police station and complains to police... Koi mujhe
phone pe dhamkatha hai.
Police : kon phone karke dhamkatha hai.
Sardar :Airtel wale bolthe hai Bill nahi bhara tho "KATH DENGE"asif khan
EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,,
MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS
MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,...
khan ( 0345 2094140)
Ek bar Sonali Bendre Bala Thakre se milnr gayi. Thakreji pyar se bole, "Sonali
Bend-re". Tab Sonali bend hui
aur boli, "Bala Thok-re". Darshan
Ek molvi apne wife say:jab
main mar jaoun thu samny wali ko zarour
bulana.wife:who kion? molvi:who murdy
su lipt lipt kr roti hy. Arif
baap bachay ki khatnay maire ghar par hoogi,maaa nahi maire maike mein
hogi,bachaa khatnay kaheen bhi
hoo khaal bush ko hee jaeygi jaji khan ( 0345 2094140) (Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat
zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam
b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to
jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon.mera
malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.to us ko ye kehta hy ke
beti tum sudher jao warna main ney teri
shadi GADHE se kar deni hay.. Romio0333631631
Mobile repair karne waale ko agar loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko
kese xpalain karega?
DOCTOR sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hai,outgoing mai takleef ho
rahi hai,subah se naye naye
ringtones baj rahe hai,or pait mai balance nahi bach raha hai,jitna bhi
recharge karo jaldi kharch ho jata
hai:-)( Jarjiz(03453113875)
Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse tez kese bhaagte ho
Rocket said: Jiski G---D mai aag lagi ho wo he jaane..
Jarjiz(03453113875)
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge (Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..Jarjiz(03453113875)
Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza miley'
Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza miley'
tuje bohot zor se susu aye!!!
or kahi karne ki jaga na miley .Jarjiz(03453113875)
ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha:
"Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai ha
Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa" Jarjiz(03453113875)
Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi???
Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga???
Jarjiz(03453113875)
A girl & her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her
mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise
is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside". satish
3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?
Tell her not 2 tell any1...Swapnil
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4
THE EXAM. .Swapnil
Wife:Suno j i mujhe new brazier lenaa hai
Husband:Brazier ki kya zarorat hai itne chotay chotay tu haim(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Wife:kal tumne underwear liya mai kuch boli....... Ahsan 0321-8666122
After de death of EMRAN HASHMI what will be written on his grave "DONOT
DISTURB" Soney de SAALE ko
pehli baar to akela so raha hai! Jarjiz 03453113875
Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...no_me--03455916346
A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When
he returned home his wife said
"THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER" Jarjiz 03453113875
kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main
chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal
gheley howe
ye kase mumkin hain
baqi 3 ganje they saqi
Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
ek saath padega Raman
Tumhary saath kia masla hy?
har wakt pregnent rehti ho
jab bhi tumhain sms kia
tumhari delivery report aa jati hy seema
larka: tootey huey dil se pyaar karo gi, ya dil tootney tak pyaar karo
gi?
larki: tootey huey chappel se maar khao gey, ya chappel tootney tak maar
khao ge?? faiza
After confessing dat he raped a woman,a blind man said:"I saw her naked
& I couldn't help it."
da-Chiz +27734781820
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi
main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. dani
03214342632
Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah! (Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Q........Y do girls dont put mobile phones n their BRA?(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
A.........Bcoz Vibration convert milk into Lassi..hahahahha Azam Hoti
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of
500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i
have donated 15 litres. By Baasha
this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use
your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it Takalani
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