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Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath
palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?(Copyright
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aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi
k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha
ha ha ha.Sonum.03204186155.
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO
KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO.03045239071
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Full Name: BABLOO
Mobile: 03045239071
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which
year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear. (Copyright
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Full Name: mumo
Mobile: oo919849100056
sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain
huaa main es per pair nahi diya.
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Full Name: shirya
a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar,
sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
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Full Name: tayyab
Mobile: 03214144564
Sardar:Mujhe Begum ke liye Bra chaiye.
Shpokeeper;kya size hai?(Copyright
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Sardar: Size to malum nahi, bus puruni bra main se meri 2 topi ban jati
he...
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Full Name: darsh
Mobile: 09337709505
Someone new to sardarji ask him: Tumhara naam kya hai??
Sardar reply: muzhe tumhara naam kaise pata hoga??
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Full Name: Ami
Mobile: 9860922249
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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Full Name: shashi
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka
truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Full Name: zubair
Mobile: 0345-5084071
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.(Copyright
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Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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Full Name: SMS KING
Mobile: 0300-4794610
How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday
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Full Name: Waqar
Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123
Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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Full Name: Waqar
Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year" (Copyright
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal (Copyright
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Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar
, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend.
He reached there in a few hours. After
spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to
expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the
next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his
distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy,
ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur
pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
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Full Name: vijay (mbbs student)
Mobile: 0345-3856687
Sardar when I sleeps, monkey play football in my dreams,
Dr. No Problem take this medicine b4 sleep,
Sardar kaal se longa, ajj raat final hay
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Full Name: kashifhekashif
Mobile: 0345-3565321
Sardar Proposing a girl: darling kia tum mugh se shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo!(Copyright
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Sardar: Behan je kia ap mugh se shadi karogi
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Full Name: kashifhekashif
Mobile: 0345-3565321
Sardar leave application
Dear sir (Copyright
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My wife is ill
As there is no other husband in the family to look after her, kindly grant
me leave 4 one day.
Pls
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Full Name: kashifhekashif
Mobile: 0345-3565321
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
(Copyright
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Full Name: Ö§mäñ
Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641
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