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R u Male or Female ???
Wants to know the answer...
Then see down . . . . (Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Not here u fooooooool...Abhishek

hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt
fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3,
muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes..
can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.slezz

Opn ur legs n get on top of me..well,
do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so
dat u can do ur thng quik,(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
There u go!!u've jst dropd a bomb on me [Toilet] slezz

AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE DANCE KAREGI
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE DANCE NAHIEN KARTImukesh

Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya
Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya
Bilkul Usi tarah
haan Usi tarh (Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
yeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga......lolz.... Ajnabee

Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay Sweetlarki_aliza (Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)

 roses are red,violets are blue, the bulldog next door reminds me of you pelo

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!! Mukhoji

Dark were those Days without UR sight....When I was in Darkness U gave me Light.....U gave me Light 2 make Life Bright.......THANK YOU SO MUCH U "T U B E L I G H T" saaya

 I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush Zizo

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! soha

I ask god a Flower ,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he give me a Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean, Iask a fool, he gave UR Mob no......george

ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC.. (Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE).......
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY.......HONEY

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...Abhishek