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I LOVE Uttappa (In Hindi)
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
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I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho.Sudarshan

Musharraf sahab ko india (In Urdu)
Musharraf sahab ko india par attack ke liye 500 bandro ki zaroorat hai,499 phonch chukay hai is liye message padhkar foran niklo. Naveed Jafri

Let the most beautiful do
Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....Preety
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i belive u so much. i t
i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful. Mady

sirf tumhare liye chand (In Urdu)
 sirf tumhare liye chand tare chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon. mumtaz

Can v do romance in the evening today?
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
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Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
urs lovingly,
"MOSQUITO" by sandgirl**frend4ever

just go to hell
just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.Raj

teri sula ke lu?
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
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ya fir terijuka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu. Rajesh

I want to kill the
I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
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but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime.Jeet (Mumbai)

Warning, cell phone causes radiation.
Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension.By Adeela

SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY(In Urdu)
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...By Shaizi

I have won a holiday trip
I have won a holiday trip to Cyprus with 5family members and 2friends.
What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
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I want someone to look after my dog.By Ndia

IN case of fire read this message.
 IN case of fire read this message...................
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..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.By ALI AFZAL

When I was born Devil
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....By Ali

Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
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gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! By amjad hanif

u r a donkey
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young By Shibz
Suno kahana hoo ........
Suno kahana hoo .....................
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Jaha ho wahi rahna ..................
3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ..........
Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ..........
Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain .....By Umair

woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat
woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai
KYA!
kitna ganda sochte ho.........
I am talking about AFRICA
sudhar jao!!By Sonia

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
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Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! ........by Sa Ak

Those Sparkling Eyes
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
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The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?by Sa Ak

Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay;

Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay;
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Husan walay kharab hoon gay;
Bewafa shumar hoon gay;
Pehli suf may JANAB hoon gay; By Asif

if i need "Brain Transplantation
if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your brain...
dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used beforeALI AFZAL

If u Punch me,I dont mind

If u Punch me,I dont mind
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If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
 Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD" nasim mahanagar

Hum dua karte hain Khuda (In Urdu)
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!ALI AFZAL

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