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 A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKINGÖ§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641

Close ur eyes Nd raise mirror up 2 ur face...Relex ur body Nd think about devil as long as U can. Now open ur eyes. The devil is here. (Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
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Full Name: Big B-Zafar
Mobile: +923007783455

u remmeber the day u tarvell with me u put ur face out of the window and i put my maonkey face out of the window then people start shoting
twins twins
Full Name: vickey

paish hai
aap
ke
phone
main
nahati
hui
larki.(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
aaj thund hai...
kal nhaye gi
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Full Name: zee(hell_boy)
Mobile: (0321-4285192 ....0301-4285192)

Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi (Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay
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Full Name: sarrah

When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away, (Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331

QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331

If we join one pipal with other pipal with the help of a wire.what will we call it ?
Guess
.
Nokia - connecting pipals.
Model-Syed-Hasnat Haider (0322-5082324)

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
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Full Name: bruce
Mobile: 03062109400

Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
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Full Name: rakesh
Mobile: 9447007519

Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey kapray,
bhigay hont,
bhigi zulfein,
Bhega jism,
Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha (Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
/guess karo

Kal yeh 100% Bamaar hogi.Sonum.03204186155.
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to samjh lena ke app

common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan Sonum.03204186155.
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

Ek din mein ne aap ko khwaab mein dekha k aap ki daith ho gai or aap 2 hooron k saat bethey ho.
mein ne ALLAH TAALA se poocha k yeh inaam us ko kis neki per mila,
reply mila k hooron ko kisi ghalti par saza k tor par us k saath chora hai. ha ha ha ha Sonum.03204186155. Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

hold ten roses in ur hand & stand in fron of a mirror, u can see there eleven roses,oh...! i am soorry daa, still i am standing beside of u
Full Name: jaffy

Oey kuti ke bachey(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
?
kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?
Full Name: LoVeR MuNdAa
Mobile: 03216549989

Tapti hui garmi ki loo hai tu dosti ke nam par thu hai tu E-Dost tujhe aur kya kahe dhuli hui gand per cipka hua goo hai tu....(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com).
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Full Name: sahil
Mobile: 9300467745

kal POLICE ko aik dead body mili hai... Black Teeth hain...Ghonslay jayse baal hain...Dimagh nahi hai...Shakal PAGALOON wali hai...Paun ultey hain...mujhey FIKAR ho rahi hai...Zara BELL maroo... ..Usman Ahmed 7071352
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Full Name: Usman Ahmed
Mobile: 7071352

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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-
-
Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho (Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
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Full Name: Gopala
Mobile: 9421467448