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In heaven together we were in
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''. Stay Cool. By JBM

Rose(In Urdu)
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,.(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.By Javed

Repeat these lines at least(In Urdu)
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba"By Javed

A friend is like a pillow u
A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow By fathee

A baby monkey asked his mother
A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! ! !By Yatin

FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN..(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME.By Amina

AM I CUTE? TEST call if im
AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous By Naveed

if sumone calls u cra (In Urdu)
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.By Meeni

R u mad?
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK.(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Read me now. By Dr.Bilal

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass.....
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life! .(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

Government of USA has introduced
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide??? .(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)

L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha (In Urdu)
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko (in urdu)
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......

American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,.(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!

U r a nice person...
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning....(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... By Manzar

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito By Nav D