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Teacher :Because
of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A HOLIDAYOsman +92 (0) 345-4566641
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.Osman
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Girl: Aisa khat likho sajna,(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
Boy
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=*?#@?w@'e*,e(p+>i*<tF!)$(i;?/f'$&,$y!o-)
Le Sajni ab parrh!! IMRAN(00971504361842)
boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl
says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki ....
girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch
kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay noman
ek chote se bachche ko roj rat main susu lagti thi to uski mamai ne kaha
beta jab tere ko susu lage to bol diya kar ki mughe gana gana hai to mai
samagh jaugi , ek bat uska papa wah papa ke sath soya to rat me bolta
hai papa gana gana hai papa bola beta rat main nahi gate hain per jab
ladka na mana to bap bola acha dheere se kaan main ga de....
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sanjoo
Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals03456592721
Hassan
Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance. Hassan 03456592721
Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. Hassan 03456592721
Bus Me 1 Khusra,Or us ki back side par,
Ek baba ji thay....
Pechy se kisi sharir larky na..
Khusry ko ungli charha di,
Or khud pechy hat gia ....
Khusry nay pichy mur kar baby se kaha,(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Baba ji main sadky Ay miss call tusi diti ay?
Baby nay apni DOTI utha kar kaar kaha,
Nahi Ballo! Mera tey Balance ei khatam Ay !Osman
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Teacher: what do u wish to do in future ?
Ali : I want 2 b pilot.
Hasan : Iwant 2 b docter
sana I want 2 b mother
Abid : !want 2 help sana shazaib
frog:tumhare pas dimag nahi hai
srdar:hai
frog:nahi hai
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frog:nahi hai,and jumps into a well
sardar-ismey sucide karne wali konsi baat thi
muskan
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?Osman +92
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.,
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys;
Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with
Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the
Rich Boy.. 03226808160
Big Boss
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha
gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th
day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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UBAID remeber me 03212762704 03343237727 scorpio
tum ne mere tan se khela
tum ne mere mann se khela
well played oye well played hardyboy03214581372
1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naughty boy ata hai aur uski ASS per
tabla baja ker chala jata hai is per
sardar ulta hota hai aur kehta hai "ae ley hun bansri vi vaja le"
Malik
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
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WIFE satys No, it means -
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With Idiot for Ever , SFIDO
hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by sahara!! hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by
sahara ??????? fitty mo0 tumhara fitty m0o hamara ;)
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sherry
Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera, Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera
Kaat du useey toh ho jaye sawera... Nonsense
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kashti toofan sy nikal sakti hai, taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai,
hosla rakh channel na badal SANIA MIRZA
kisi bhi waqt jhuk skti hai
john
**Twinkle Twinkle little star**
Teri girl friend gaee bazar
usko milgaya dosra yaar.
ab tou beth kar makhiyaan maar..!!fakeha
Alcaholic mandhra
"Gurur'RUM'a
Gurur'VODKA'
'GINN'eswara
Guru'SCOTCH'al
Para'BRANDY"(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Thasmesree
'BEAR'eNamaha
"Chears" sayalisalih +919895137022
Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same
time."
Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
sardar g aaj raat billi phir sara doodh pee gai "sardar" bewi kitni bar
kaha hay k kapray utar kar na soea karo kami
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend
it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
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SOME LADY WENT TO BAR, AND SIT ON BARTABLE IN FRONT OF BARMAN. OTHE GUY
SIT ON THE LET HAND SIDE AND OTHE MAN SIT ON RIGHT ON SIDE. THE ONE WHO
SIT ON THE LEF, SAY" JOHNNY WARKER SINGLE AND THE ATHER ON THE RIGHT
SAY" JACK DANNIEL SINGLE. SO, THE THE BARMAN, LOOK THE LADY, SAID" AND
'U'"
LADY SAID. MARIA MOKWENA AND MARRIED.ELVI'SANO
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