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1 man asked to
other
a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ?
other man replied,
it would poissionus milk .
the man said no ,
then again he replied,
the milk was'nt diggeust.
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man again said no..............
ok
lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi"
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Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti
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EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA HAI".COND:"HA EK ADMEE
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LADIES KO OPPER BAND LOANGA"
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INAYAT
one day three men walk 2 de bar they serve them they start with the
first one what ul like sir he said jack daniel singl,the other one said
jonny walker single soccer player said siyabonga nomvete married
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Mobile: 0762521023
Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over. Pls change ur
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Full Name: rakesh
Mobile: 9447007519
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht
virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
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Mobile: 0300-4794610
MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho to baat agay Chalayen...
Girl:ladka to thek hai par thoda motta hia ..
Mom:TV Chahe 14" ka ho ya phir 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai..
hahaha(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
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Mobile: 0334-9081551
Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay
hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Full Name: noor /swat
Mobile: 03013040220
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali
jaye
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Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to
exclamitory.
studnt: WOW!
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Mobile: 8801717491202
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