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teacher sabse
garam chez kia he
stud: jalta howa bulb!(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
tech: shabash woh kese
stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band
karo phir mon men longi
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BOY: Aao kisi sunsan jaga par chalte hain ,
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ye "BEEWIYAN" bhi ajeeb hoti hain...!
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Kuch kaho to moun phula leti hain OR ....!
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Mobile: 03007194244
SARDAR SARDARNI SY
DARLING AJJ KOI EHO JAHI ROMANTIC GAL KAR kay meray 'DONOO Pair
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Ary hum marr gai hain kia,Jo kitabon se dabati ho ;)
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Nokrani malikan ap udaas kyun hein
Malikan,tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se piyar karte hein!(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Nokrani. nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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