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FATHER: How are
your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
SON: They're below C level. Osman (0301-4876609 /
0345-4566641)
STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.Osman
(0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Computor Teacher asks a kid wat r d two latest varjons of java?Kid Told
1)MARJAVA N 2)MITJAVA,Ishq me dil jaan b naam tere kar java java.NeErAj
BagDiYa
Pj of d yr-Jiska dil tut gaya hai uske pass genrl knwldge kyu nahi hota
hai???Socho??Kyoki Jab dil hi tut gaya to ''G.K'' kya kare
NeErAj BagDiYa
A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE
CAME BACK HOME AND HUSBAND ROMANTICALLY SAID TO WIFE
'' NACH BASANTI NACH''
CHILD ADDED(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
''NAHIN BASANTI IS KUTE K SAMNE MAT NACHNA'' sanam
naz
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
dimesh
1 punjabi 1 Sindhi or 1 PATHAN Dozakh main thae.or teenon ke khawahish
the k woh zameen par ayeen. Akhir kaar un ko zameen par jany ke ijazat
mil gaye but 1 shart par k woh zameen par ja kar koi khawish nahe karain
ge .. agar unhon ne koi khawahish ke to Wapas DOZAKH main baij diye
jayen ge. teenon punjabi pathan oor sindhi ja rahy thae k Sindhi ko book
lag gaye oor uss ne Khana khany ke shadeed khawhish ke. jaisy he uss ne
khawhish ke Sath main he Sindhi gayeeb ho giya. ab punjabi oor pathan
reh gaye thae. Ab punjabi ne Zameen Par se Khuch uthany k liye neechy
huwa.(RAKOO WALY HALAT MAIN) to jab woh seeda huwa to Peechy Se pathan
Gayeeb ho chuka tha .. =))(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Moral.. Pathan Ke Khawahish Bury Balaa hai hamid ali 03026634069
Why can't u trust a woman ?
Ans : How can u trust something that bleeds for five days and does'nt die
Kush
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bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay
us waqt jab kisi ladki ki izzat lutt
rahi ho or woh chilla rahi hoo
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chordo hanif
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samajh aaya nahi na
mujhe bhi samajh nahi aayanikhil
Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a
headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my
wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can
go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Bob calls:(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By
the way, you got nice house." Osman +923014876609
Indian mathematicians meeting held at New Delhi yesterday - they
have decided to change the name of zero. The new name will be GANGULY.NOMA--03455916346
little kid asks: mommy don't u have the colgate of aquafresh.
mocharlzero
a young boy was arrested for murder, his father went to visit him in
prison.he told him that their is densely grass around the house and u c
that i am old enough, 2 dig those grass. u were the 1 who must dig those
grass.boy replied pls don`t ever dig those grass bcoz i hide many guns
there. his dad tell the police about it, the police went there and dig
all over but they finds nothing. dad went back to his son he said police
have dug those grass but they did`nt anything. boy replied i was trying
to assist u. arofhizo
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.Osman
(0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First.Osman (0301-4876609 /
0345-4566641)
Man : How old is your father?(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Aik dafa aik aeroplane main 3 mussafir safar kar rahe they .In main se
aik russian tha aik american aur aik pakistani tha. ittifaq se teeno aik
sath bethey howe they . russian ne kaha k space par sab se pehley ham
gaye they.American ne kaha k sab se Pehley chand par ham gaye
they.Pakistani ne kuch der tak socha aur phir hansa aur kaha k inshallah
sab se pehley sooraj (sun) par ham jaye gay.................tigerpaki03459029997
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