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Laloo bada chalak hai (in URDU)
Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding
day?
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just
a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind
her,
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka
truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai.
BC-1760!! By Baasha
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Once a chunti saw a dali (IN URDU)
Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she
saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR
NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy .By Naila
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa afte
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is
ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.
By Kalsoom
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Girls are like roads
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
By Rock
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES(In Urdu)
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9
MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI.By
Baasha
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it
possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
by jazzy(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Two Lovers Plan to die
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes &
return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying
love never dies.
Ik raat bahu ne (In Urdu)
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na
kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
sms Jokes
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to
the Nurse :- I Love U sister....(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum (In
URDU)
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale
mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun
hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr
elder to you
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elde(Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)r to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing
so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
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WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
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